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leesah-likes

(a memoir)

#09

2004-05-26

glimpses within this unusual cerebrum

the triceratops is holding up a vanishing note pad. why a triceratops? it is cute and has claws. its eyeball is red.

my teacher likes how i play on the piano. or else he is just telling me that. i still have to do the recital.

hello, allow me to stand up in front of you and show you 17 powerpoint slides about why being a physician is so damn great. listen to me fumble and bs for 20 percent of my grade!

find the measure of angle B if c=4 and a=7. then use a bunch of stupid formulas that you have to memorize and then get them all mixed up.

hello, i am spanish and i suck.

julian is a broken record player who argues as its main function. let me find something the two of us agree on and then skew your views so we can drone on about objective morals, universal truths, and god like we always always do. allow me to repeat myself.

i'm gonna quiz you on buddha. tell me the noble truths and the significant dates and why any of this matters to be studied in modern superficial materialistic consumer-driven greedy america. don't you just feel better already?

atticus is the greatest. atticus is the best. lets pick apart this novel like some pedantic clock repairman so it becomes sentimental and fable-like fragments that will assist in subconsciously instilling "good" morals. julian.

still want to get together this weekend amy?

i have nothing to wear to work.

we got return of the king, i'll watch it friday night. mmm, friday night.

want to play your clarinet?! so what, do it anyway!

can we be friends? no, wait, you're to critical and judgemental. i'll pass. yeah that's right, i turned YOU down. now go fix your lipgloss, or return to the ballerinas or the giggles.

elena i watched the children on the playground and imagined you there. i saw you eagerly looking up at me knowing i was watching, wondering how you should act with me around, aiming to please and impress to get my approval. my eyes filled with tears and they just might again. i love you elena, just be yourself. i will never ever love you any less.

i know you love neurology but let's do it really quick where you race through the energy and don't stop to embrace that you're actually doing one of your favorite subjects of knowledge right here in biology class!

ben please don't go to germany don't leave, you're a life line. screw regis, you are.

i make the other ben a dandelion wreath and he actually wore it. must stop resenting him for no reason.

no savior no savior be your own press on little camper press on.

leesah-likes at 9:53 p.m.

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