2004-06-01
i am the 3st person.
Lisa sits here upon this 41-th minute to tell you about her her day. To tell you how Julian correctly answered: "If someone told you, 'Meet me at 7:65,' what time would you show up?" And to tell you that she didn't have to fake cramps to get out of third period, and to tell you how perplexed she is with the notion that Petie is her friend. There is probably lots more she wants to tell you, but none of it really matters of course. Like how she has deduced that Gorp drinks soda by the presence of a coca-cola can in his car's cup holders. but she is pleased and proud to announce that she did not go up to the car window and cup her hands around it to see inside like any stalker would. therefore, she is not a stalker. simply observant. and by this narrarator person futhermore emphasizing how she is not a stalker, it almost makes her seems like one and that is unfair.
news: lisa has been all school. in response to any defaulter asking, "how are you?!" she shall answer monotonously, "i am school." (cept she'll pronounce it all ghett0-liek by sayin "skool") then she shall return to unessarily freaking out because she knows deep down that she will virually need to fail all her finals to get a "B" in any of the classes.
A teacher patted her on the head today. she is suddenly coming to a realization of the symbolis-ism in that occurence. good doggie. good girl. now jump through some more hoops and i'll give you a bone to chew on. lisa has only one question: "how high would you like me to jump? and we can light the hoops on fire too if that will please you more."
little do the teachers know that she just has irrational impressions of what colleges will expect from her upon applying.. hopefully not so unrealistic so that everyone else can look like a slacker and she can be just the uptight student they are looking for! yay! lisa thinks that this would also be an appropriate time to mention that she misses her tuba fiend. finnis.
leesah-likes at 8:41 p.m.